this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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