I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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