im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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