Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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