I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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