Porn is love you can see.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
