can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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