Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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