This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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