I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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