Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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