? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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