so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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