Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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