So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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