If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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