yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
