She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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