did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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