How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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