no you cant smoke seaweed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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