I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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