4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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