Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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