I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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