i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
