K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dear god my vagina.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
