This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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