Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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