you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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