I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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