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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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