You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
last night I used snow as a chaser
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