I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
