no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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