are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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