I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
