God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i don't like sucking hair
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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