hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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