I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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