Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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