Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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