i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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