can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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