So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i need some magic done to my vagina
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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