So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
