You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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