why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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