Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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