even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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