that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Everclear isn't food dammit
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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