I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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