I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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