I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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