If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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