Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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