Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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